Morning glow
to do this wonderfully hilarious trick the male must engage in s-xual activity with his morning wood. while engaged in s-xual activity (preferably oral s-x), the male must have glitter of his choice of color in his hand. when the male reaches the pinnacle of his -rg-sm, before ejaculating, must make a valiant effort to excrete his penile fluids onto the woman’s face. using the penile fluids as a form of glue, the male then slaps the woman across the face with his glitter hand. as the male slaps the woman, the excess glitter will fly up into the air, while the others will stick to the female’s face. laughter ensues.
1. when theresa and i had such crazy s-x that she fell asleep last night, i decided to wake her up this morning with a morning glow.
2. since my roommate vivian ate all the chinese food and deleted all my p-rn, i decided to get some glitter and give her a morning glow before she went to school.
3. i gave linda a morning glow because she was begging for it. who cares if shes my sister?
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