morning smashings


-getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
liz and chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

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