morning suprise cumming
this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.
yo babe wake up your late for work
“oh cr-p”(opens eyes)
“what the f-ck do u think your doing!….ahh a cant see! sh-t that stings….f-ck off u piece of t-rd” etc etc…..
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