morphette
a s-xy girl. a human version of a smurfette. a word invented by the infamous morph to salute the s-xy female form.
she’s a s-xy morphette!
a female that owns or frequently wears a morphsuit. a morphsuit is a 100% lycra suit that covers the entire body. commonly seen at collegiate sporting events. can be solid colors or patterns such as zebra stripes.
guy: “did you see the morphette last night?”
friend: “yea, she was awesome.”
a female changling that can easily and sometimes inconveniently adopt a new persona.
if you have a friend of this persuasion in your acquaintence then good luck! (you’ll need it to help weather the changes)
(ex gf just -emoted- that she needs to meet someone else)
“morphed again by the morphette queen”
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