Morsus Mihi


an eve alliance compromised mostly of smugg scrublords, who willingly bathe in s-m-n and invert their p-n-s’ to form v-g-n-s.
wshot publord:hey masamang! what are you doing this evening?

masamang:nothing much bro, just taking a j-zznog bath and fingering my inverted p-n-s straight morsus mihi style!

wshot publord:yayyyy!!

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