Mortified
being beyond embarr-ssed or ashamed.
oh my god, i forwarded a s-xual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! i am so mortified.
the feeling anyone gets when they open the thin crust pizza “dinner entree” by nutrisystem, and discover that the disk is only 4″ across.
this is my dinner entree. i am mortified!
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