morton, wa is a small redneck hick town in washington. you can find a lot of old cranky *ss people and a lot of pot head hoodlums running the streets. morton is known for its easy access to meth and other drugs. morton is know for its high volume of teenage wh*r*s that f*ck eachother boyfriends/girlfriends. it is also known for its infamous chapman road trailer park. which is a main place that all the crack head druggie make and deal their meth. good job morton!
man: hey, do you know where i can buy some really cheap meth?
man 2: yeah. go to morton, wa.
she’s the most beautiful girl, inside and out. she’s very understanding about almost everything. she doesn’t judge anyone unless they give her something to judge you about. she’s a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. she might seem quiet and nice but in her head she’s thinking about riding your face. […]
- lionell rivera
a person who thinks highly of himself, considering himself loyalty when in reality he is just a simple commoner. lionell rivera, stop praising yourself
to put a jar in your partners *ss during s*xual foreplay “man joan is a freak, she loves jurdering”
- twelf*ck !
an expression of shock mixed with fear, frustration and anger that is said by a procrastinator who have more than 3 home works due tomorrow. note: it could be used by a group of procrastinators simultaneously. e.g. looking at one’s timepiece (12.01 p.m) one goes twelf*ck ! *__* aaaaah meh netflix time.