Mortorf
a s-xual act that involves stuffing a live kitten into the v-g-n- of an adult human female, and then sewing said v-g-n- shut, thereby trapping the kitten inside. afterwards, the woman is repeatedly punched in her uterus until enough pressure builds up and the st-tching becomes undone as litres of v-g-n-l fluid and one drowned kitten explode forth in an -rg-smic waterfall.
that ladies f-nny is so saggy its like someone has done mortorf to her
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