Mossage
of or pertaining to a h-m-s-xual’s message marked by overly excited remarks like “omfg” or “holy cher that was amazing”. usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
the word is pr-nounced: (moe’)-ssage i.e. h-m-message minus the ho and replacement of the me.
yestarday i checked tom cruise’s away mossage and it said, “omfg brokeback mountain is coming out soon i can’t wait to see two hott men kissing…p.s. i love you katie.”
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