Mother Ducker
the mother of a duck
“i hope that this mother ducker is fine with 12 baby ducks following her.”
a way to say ‘mother f—er’ without really saying it.
mother ducker! i left my money at home!
a person who dodges anything constantly, e.g. people, plans, relationships, commitments, etc., typically with a flimsy or no excuse. can also be an alternate spelling of “motherf-cker” for cellphone users who refuse to upgrade to modern mobile devices. variants include: adj. – motherducking, v.- motherducked
she never returns your calls either? that motherducker’s gonna lose friends if she doesn’t reciprocate.
iphone auto-correct fail.
also happens on many other “smart”phones.
-texting-
boy: i can’t wait to see your v-g-n- pics. it must be so beautiful.
girl: what? are you drunk? i certainly don’t have any of those pics haha
boy: -vacation. i mean vacation, not v-g-n-. d-mn this motherducker iphone auto-correct.
boy: -motherducker
boy: -motherf-cker
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