mother heifer


circa 2005
country of origin: katie abbott

mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: “mother f’er” or “mother f-cker”.
logically followed more archaic statement “mother of cheese” which is, in fact, a cow, or a “mother of a heifer”.
random guy on college campus: “dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her razor scooter? she totally just biffed it.”
random hot girl on scooter: “mother heifer!”

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