motherfucker named maya



the baddest b*tch takes sh*t from no one, and everyone wants to suck her *ss. she is known for her food p*rn, and is often compared to jesus. she steps on everyone in her way, but is loyal to family, best friend, and dog who is her only weakness. most commonly compared to jesus, john cena, hilary clinton, and chuck norris.
that girl over there, motherf*cker named maya just beat the sh*t out of the whole bar.

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