moto

short for “motivator” and “motivated.” a term, used both pejoratively and endearingly, in the marine corps to describe anyone who is a motivated hard-charger or any thing (t-shirt, sweatshirt, b-mper sticker, etc.) that promotes that type of marine.
“i have heard that the new platoon sergeant is moto as h-ll. covered with marine tattoos, head to foot, gets up each morning and thrashes himself, and wears those stupid moto t-shirts from the px on libo.”
a motivational speech or situation, in which a person demonstrates that he is a f-cking bad-ss, and you are inspired to emulate him. adj.
moto:

the usmc is over 225 years of romping, stomping, h-ll, death and destruction. the finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. we were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an m-16 and our father was the devil.

each moment that i live is an additional threat upon your life. i am a rough looking, roving warrior of the whole d-mn globe. i am c-cky, self-centered, overbearing, and i do not know the meaning of fear, for i am fear itself. i am a green, amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-americans throughout the globe. whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, i will die a glorious death on the battle field, giving my life to mama, the corps, and the american flag.

we stole the eagle from the air force, the anchor from the navy, and the rope from the army. on the 7th day, while g-d rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. we live like soldiers and talk like sailors and make both of them look like f-cking pacifists because we are the mother f-cking american samurai. we are the spartans of the modern f-cking future, and n-body can outfight, outdrink, outf-ck, outman the f-cking marines, because we are pt gods! warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, marine corps by good g-dd-mn luck! semper fi mother f-ckers!
a c-cktai, named after davamoto (dave-ah-moe-toe), which originated in new orleans in late 2012; made by pouring 3 ounces of vodka on the rocks and adding four to six spicy beans.

also, shorthand for davamoto.
“yes, bartender. i’d like a beer for the lady and a (favorite vodka) moto.”
the 2 races that are joined together in a single motocross race. they score it by taking a riders place in the first moto (race) and his second moto (race), add them together and divide my 2 to get the final result. if two or more riders are tied with eachother the rider with the better result in the second moto gets the better overall result.

also used as a short replacement of the word motocross by the riders.
1. i flipped in the start of my second moto.

2. you ridin moto today?
a motorcycle.
let’s go for a moto ride!
(pr-nouced as a word: “mow-tow”)

master of the obvious: someone who tries to come across as a skilled conversationalist, but due to stupidity or a shallow personality merely makes remarks about the (painfully) obvious.
john: “if everyone would just stop fighting, the world would be such a peaceful place!”

jack: “oh, what a brilliant observation, you moto.”
moto

1. short for motorola. the cellular phone company’s catch phrase.
2. referring to motor sports. mainly, sports involving motorcycles.
1. h-llo, moto!
2. i love moto-cross racing! did you catch that moto-cross race on espn?