Mount and Balance


1. to engage in s-xual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.

2. a mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
1. dan and carla spiced up their lovemaking by having s-x on the roof of their neighbors house. they were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.

2. frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.

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