mount


(1) when a male animal moves on and into the female for mating.
(2) when the female animal moves onto the male p-n-s for mating.
we drank, kissed, talked for 20 minutes. i kissed her again, then nuzzled her neck, brushing against her br–sts. she complained ofbeing warm andpulled off her sweater. i undressed and asked her if she would join me in bed. she quickly stripped, lay down beside me, and pressed her t-ts and belly against me. then she rolled onto her back, raised her knees off the bed, and i was finally able to mount her, ramming my c-ck deep into her v-g-n- on the 4th thrust.
to forcibly thrust the p-n-s into the v-g-n-.
after 3 months, pepa finally allowed me to mount her.
1. a mount is a riding animal, i.e. a (usually domesticated) animal intending for riding—an equine such as horse, camel, elephant or garuda. to mount means to sit astride such an animal.

2. to mount is to climb or to stand atop something. in this sense, it can also refer euphemistically to copulation (s-x), especially between animals.

3. mounting, in taxidermy, is the preparation of dead animals for display.

4. a mount is a point where additional equipment, such as a weapon, camera, winch and telescope can be attached to a vehicle so that the vehicle itself, rather than the operator, supports the weight of the equipment.

5. a mount in grappling, is a favourable position where one sits on the adversary’s chest.

6. a mount in gymnastics is the maneuver of going from the ground onto a gymnastic apparatus, such as the balance beam or parallel bars.

7. “mount” may be short for mountain, especially in names such as mount ararat.

8. mounting is also a computer term when dealing with file systems.

9. mounting is also used to describe growing/increase.
1. he mounted the horse.

2. she mounted him in bed.

3. he was mounting his fish for display.

4. she had the camera mounted on the tripod.

5. he mounted (straddled)his opponent for the kill.

6. he climbed mount vernon.

7. his anger was mounting.
has several meanings, in this case, when a male animal moves on to of the female for mating.
after hours of nibbling, caressing, and nuzzling the mare, she allows the stallion to mount her.
to connect a drive to a computer
to copy files from a flash drive, simply mount the drive and drag the files.
to dominate another person, normally of the same s-x, by dry humping the sh-t out of them. this renders the victim helpless, thereby making him a total p-ssy and a great target for verbal humiliation.
d-mn jerry! rick just mounted the mess out of you! you’re so gay!!!

-what’s wrong morty? you look overwhelmed and depressed.
-i am. janet just mounted me.
-hahahaha you just got mounted by a girl!! tool!
is a s-xual connotation for s-xual intercourse. it can be used in both heteros-xual and h-m-s-xual intercourse as it means to “get on” someone and to fornicate with the persons.
guy#1: blud; tell me you see that peng ting over there!

guy#2: sht fam! i would mount that anyday!

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