a huge cow that is very very hairy and lives in the mountains. they have huge horns and make dinosaur noises.
that big mountain cow ate my phone.
usually a pretty girl, nice body, -ss mainly, usually goes for lower standard boys she can do better briedi
- barbara please
when someone says something out landish. often used by g-y men. from movie mommy dearest. someone says something stupid and you say “barbara please” accompanied with eye roll and snap of your head.
- gagging goggles
when someone chokes on ones p-n-s so much that they start gagging and cant breathe as if they were trying to breathe through their nose while wearing swimming goggles. yo jerry, i was giving her the gagging goggles last night when she was on my wein. -hcwcane or other known as swelling cooter.
- sisterhood of traveling cake farts
a group of sisters who often sit on a cake with their -ssholes touching it, due to -sshole to cake contact cake shrapnel covers their -ssholes and when a toot is released the cake departs from the -sshole and they all take turns doing so all over the world my sisterhood of traveling cake farts […]
s-xual attraction to one’s self. adam: wtf dude are you masturbating to your own picture bob: yeah i have narciphilia