mountain-dew crawfish blast
the act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the s-xual partners -n-s/v-g-n-
my buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.
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