mountain junk
noun. the potent, and usually putrid, crotch odor that develops after about four days of sustained, strenuous activity without benefit of a bath; the malodorous mixture of t-st-cl- and -ss sweat. often -ssociated with multi-day backpacking, biking or climbing trips.
i didn’t realize i had mountain junk until i changed my underwear this morning.
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