mouse fuzz


the jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it’s being cleaned. weeks, months, or – heaven forbid – years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

where does it come from? why does it stay? how does it all fit? n-body knows.
sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor – the trackball was giving me warcramp and i couldn’t find a trash can

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