Mouseketeer
when one decides to place a gerbil or other small mouse up their r-ct-m, they become a “mouseketeer.” richard gere was one of the orginal mouseketeers.
i don’t travel to west hollywood, but i’m guessing there are many famous mouseketeers living there.
britney spears was a mouseketeer – i’m just sayin’
act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her -ss so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her b-ttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her -n-s
usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis
all mr. jones would have been a great swimming coach but was a known mouseketeer offender.
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