Moustache Whiplash


1. when you are giving a girl head and she is sitting on your face with your head between here legs and she suddenly -rg-s-ms causing you to get whiplash.

2. alternative punk rock band from outer banks north carolina.

3. kissing someone with a moustache leaving your face sore.

4. the feeling of always being at the mercy of a police officers.
friend: man dude, your mom really gave me a bad case of moustache whiplash last night.

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