Moutez
a name for the ugliest kid on the planet, usually has no friends, and smells really bad because it doesn’t shower. a moutez is usually obese, and eats a lot. although it may say that it doesn’t, a moutez eats about 7-9 times a day. on the other hand, a moutez gets bad b-tches everyday. moutez should not be mixed up with a mike. the difference between a mike and a moutez, is money, power, and respect…. and b-tches, don’t forget the b-tches.
“wow dude, i wish i was named moutez, i would be ugly, smelly, and obese, but i wouldn’t mind it, because i would have money, power, respect, and bad b-tches.”
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