when a man, or woman, stuff their mouth with s*m*n or other tasty treats, and others take turn using their p*n*s to smack the “treats” out the persons mouth for all to enjoy.
we got so drunk last night we ended up playing mouth piñata until a huge rod busted open their mouth to release all the goodies inside.
- that's amore
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. (also a song by dean martin popularized by filthy frank’s “hair cake” video that is used in memes) the world seems to shine like i’ve had too much wine; that’s amore!
the falling of a smartphone on its user’s face when he/she is lying down. guy: what happened to your face? girl: oh, i had a telicident last night. it was horrible.
- fake hotdog
not real hot dog. like made of plastic and you cant eat it. kid: hey! what are you going to be on halloween? other kid:i dont know yet kid:hey! whats that in your pocket? other kid: fake hotdog
- velcro rub
when you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend’s p*b*s. john was giving jeff a bl*wj*b when it turned into a velcro rub.