Mouthful of Cookies
a feeling that one possesses when so s-xually frustrated that they become desperate for s-x, and any opportunity for coitus is a go, so much that person may start to creep (even though they normally wouldn’t).
first used in kansas city in 2010 at the riot room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. the quote has roots in the first track off of ryan adams’ alb-m heartbreaker t-tled (argument with david rawlings concerning morrisey)
ex. 1:
dude 1 “dude, did you see amy last night? she was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. she ended up pilin’ on squeak!”
the 2nd dude: “i know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!”
ex. 2:
dudette 1: ” that guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he’s a creep?”
dudette 2: “he been up downing every girl in this bar! he’s got quite the mouthful of cookies.”
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