MP4 Player
someone or something acting way cooler than they really are.
example 1:
nerdy kid: yo, what’s up, i’m cool now!
phil: no you’re not, you’re just an mp4 player.
example 2:
salesman: buy oxi clean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phil: oxi clean is such an mp4 player.
the thing that’s better than all those ipods and whatnot. all the big companies start buying them from chinese sites like uxcell and chinavasion. like samsung touch is just a $30 mp4 player with a samsung logo inscribed in it. mp4 players are very nice and are much cheaper than ipods, they can also do more.
ipod nano-music, photos, games
mp4 player—
text files
radio
video
alarm
external speaker
more than $150 less
standard usb
no need to sync, just drag files
no more itunes!!!
some have cameras
bigger screens(most apply)
its not from a fruit(y) company (apple is for f-gs)!
ipod sux and you know it!mp4 player is much better than that sh-tty ipod you’ve got.
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