MPOW


acronym for my place of work.
mpow is a total shirt-and-tie deal…torture!

Read Also:

  • Bonerificus

    an erection that earns a place of honor in the hallowed halls of dongdom. it is not only a thing to be looked upon and admired, but also an event that should be shared with a partner, a group, or anyone that appreciates a good piece of woody. if you find yourself the proud barer […]

  • boner leniency

    whenever a woman comes to work wearing b-n-r inducing clothing (see: b-n-rwear), b-n-r leniency is granted to prevent a s-xual har-ssment suit when the offending man is spotted with a b-n-r. of course i was offended by his b-n-r, but i deserved it because of my b-n-rwear… and he deserved some b-n-r leniency.

  • bo dude

    a multipurpose greeting, taken from instant messenger transcript between former senator mark foley and his former congressional page. it was a typo for “boo dude”, but is now used as a subst-tute for “h-llo” or any other salutation. there isn’t necessarily any lewd connotation, but there certainly can be if desired. maf54 (7:25:14 pm): hey […]

  • bogffu

    acronym burst of good feelings for you. used to describe a sudden feeling of warmth and happiness for a person you have known for sometime. it may be someone you love or a very special friend. “awwww… bogffu and huggs margie”

  • condom wrench

    device used to tighten a condom. used as an insult for someone like saying they’re wrapping around a p-n-s. it also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor. someone acting gay and stupid. “what the h-ll are you doing, condom wrench!?”


Disclaimer: MPOW definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.