Mr. Alaska
when someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.
“alaska is an island. why else would they put it in a box next to hawaii on the map?”
“isn’t dutch land that country near holland where the dutch are from?”
“you know, the aryans… from arya?”
-are you kidding me, mr. alaska?
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