mr. baumgarten



someone who’s skin has a light shade of purple and like the grape in a garden. the have a round head with a few strands of hair like t-st-cl-. they like to have s-x with kids and have many nicknames. some nicknames are: the grape, hairy t-st-cl-, incestoflexo. he doesn’t know people’s real names so he makes names for them.
that tech-ed teacher’s name is mr. baumgarten because he looks like a grape and t-st-cl- had hate s-x.

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