Mr. Bridges
mr. bridges had a beautiful and warm heart for everyone who ended up on his doorstep of life. he was an ecology teacher at gilbert high school who was appreciated by many students because he listened to what they had to say and offered help and advice no matter what. his words and kindness will live on in the hearts of many. stay strong mr. b, we’ll be missing you. “don’t ever feel that you’re alone.” june 18, 1952-july 12, 2010
person 1 “who’s your ecology teacher?”
person 2 “hang on let me check… mr. bridges.”
person 1 “lucky!!!”
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