Mr. Cuddles
a person who is addicted to cuddling, hugging, and other physical friendly contact.
mr. cuddles hugged 50 people today! ho shiz what a freak man!!
a name you call someone that pops pills way too much.
he also goes to his girlfriends house knowing her mom wont be home for 4 hours and does nothing but sit with the girl until 20 minutes before he leaves.
the last 20 is set aside for a makeout session
someone that is too afraid to do stuff with a girl
mitch: “so i walked in and mr. cuddles was twitching on the bed”
unknown: “im going to f-ck mr. cuddles’ girlfriend tomorrow morning”
brett: “hey cuddles”
mr cuddles is the the pet frog of evie from the cartoon mike the knight.
mr cuddles can usually predict when things are going to go wrong – which is most of the time when evie’s magic is involved!
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