Mr. Gott


the most epic (zombie apocalypse expert) former teacher ever. with his mr. tumnus – like beard and his stories, mr. gott never failed to make anybody laugh in his (zombie apocalypse weapon hub) cl-ssroom.
zombies: aaaaaaah… brains

mr. gott: aaaaaah… i kill you now, you undead flesh addicts

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    the act of taking it (anything) up the -ss. “haha! luke got hummug’d by the bus seat!!”

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