Mr. Hankey blumpkin


getting a blumpkin on christmas (mr. hankey is the “christmas poo” from south park). what is a blumpkin? one who receives a blumpkin gets a bl-wj-b while defecating on the toilet. what a way to celebrate christmas.
so happy for all the presents that santa brought, mrs. smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a mr. hankey blumpkin for his efforts.

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