Mr. Hesser


mr. hesser is whiz at math, is tall and slender, but aside from his math skills, he says the stupidest things. if you ever meet a mr. hesser, keep clear, because he’ll annoy you to no end. he isn’t very good with kids, and he’s a soda drinker.
guy #1: oh that guy is really r-t-rded so he must be a mr. hesser!
guy #2: i know i heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.

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