a mean teacher at mesa verde middle school and should be fired
mr. lorch made the new kid cry because the new kid got out of his chair
geelam is an chinese name. it doesn’t mean anything it was made up. geelam’s are often the touchiest people you’ll ever meet. they’re often open with their feelings if they have a problem, and won’t stray from calling someone out on something. they get heavily offended if you disclude them from social activities and meetups. […]
- escape turtle
(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. shortened version of the sage proverb “the escape turtle breaks its sh-ll.” person1: “i should have gone to bed early before this exam, […]
a person who tells impulsive lies in order to impress friends and/or birds that adam mcgovern is a complete fibba, he told me he pulled 4 birds in the catty! a liar dood. john was such a little fibba.
the warm sticky substance that remains on the shaft after intimate relations whilst listening to dark, sinister techno d-mn dawg, ashleigh leaked so much rezzidue on me last night, sh-t got everywhere. vampire music really f-cks.
- co moms
when two best friends decide to adopt and raise a child but share no other relationship other than friendship. the teacher points out two people across the hallway to her fellow co-worker and explains, “those two women over there are co-moms to one of my students that i teach.”