Mr. Martlew
a mr. martlew is a modern day hitler. be warned as his death squads will hunt you down if you make the wrong choices…
teacher – “what do you think you’re doing using that gas?”
student – “my science practical”
teacher – “no thats the wrong gas, youre using mr. martlews killing gas… :/ ”
mr. martlew – “make the right choices guys.” “umkay?”
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