mr muscles is the strongest most ripped man alive he is also really nice and gets all of the girls
girl:mr muscles is so s-xy
boy: i wish i was as ripped as mr muscles
idk… when ur hurt i guess look a porcupine!! owchiewawa!
sydwee’s are total wh-r-s. they go around and sleep with everyone’s boyfriends because they have nothing better to do with their own f-cking lives. they also prefer to have s-x in the woods where a tic could crawl up ones’ own v-g-n- and then when impregnated, the baby pops out with lymes disease! never go […]
- missile carrying
when a person carries around a d-ld-, vibrator, or s-x toy around with them; usually discretely melissa is missile carrying while grabbing lunch @ work melissa is missile carrying while going to the store.
a lit -ss b-tch who knows her sh-t kuhlissa know her sh-t so don’t f-ck around with her
- soo bear
an adorable girl (usually asian) who pours shots for herself and for anyone in close proximity! she is the quiet, yet subtle person that keeps a party going! the unsung woot girl. :at the bar: ok, where’s the soo bear?? i’m thirsty!!