Mr. Obvious
1. character originated on the “bob and tom” radio show portraying the host of a call in show of the same name.
2. individual with the super power of blinding sarcasm.
mr. obvious: “caller the reason that vibrating flashlight you found in wife’s underwear drawer won’t light is maybe it’s not a flashlight. let’s try to narrow this down. does it feel a little slick or greasy?” caller “yeah, so?”
what you call someone when they say something really stupid.
me: oi, whats a shock absorber?
david: something that absorbs shock.
me: thank you, mr obvious =.=
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