Mr. Perfect
chewing gum while having s-x with a chick in front of a group of people the male spits his gum out and slaps it with a open hand into the cheering crowd.
hey dude! your gum hit me last night when you were pulling a “mr. perfect”
a semi-erect p-n-s, as visibly sported by the late wwf (now wwe) superstar mr perfect during the 1989 survivor series as he wrestled jimmy snuka.
she’s giving me a mr perfect, dude.
a guy who has curly hair and is so good looking most people think he is gay but he isn’t.he is so perfect everyone talks about him and knows who he is.
that guy is so mr.perfect 😉
a guy with curly hair, plays the sax, gets all the ladies, and is afraid of germs (because he is perfect and cannot get sick)
mr perfect. ahhh! what a guy.
a man who turns old before his time. he is of verry mature mind compared to others of his age. the weekend is when full maturity blossom’s. – off to bed at 9:30pm, no gargle, rub sh-lls hair and go to sleep. the mature man does this while all the other “lunatics” are out having a good time.
mr perfect decided to sh-ll it up and grow more grey hair for the weekend.
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