Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>
a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee
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used for many things, one being cheering people up when they’re sad.
person 1: i’m gonna cry :'(
person 2: don’t cry! i have mr. unibrow, mustache, goatee guy |:{)> to cheer you up!
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