MSU
michigan state university. found on the banks of the red cedar river in beautiful east lansing, mi. supporting a student population of over 45,000 it is the state of michigan’s largest academic inst-tution.
michigan state was founded in 1855 after the p-ssage of the morill act (providing free parcels of land for new public inst-tutions). msu was the first university to come into existence this way and is referred to as the “pioneer land-grant inst-tution.”
known for its division 1a sports teams, many top rated programs, and largest dormatory capacity in the nation, east lansing can always be found on lists of america’s best towns to live in for 18-24 year olds and lists of the nation’s prettiest campuses.
wow, i’ve never seen a campus as beautiful as michigan state.
a term for an extremely attractive and s-xually active mother. she embodies everything that is erotic and has an insatiable appet-te for younger men, mostly of her son’s age. it has also been rumored that she has magical lady bits.
guy 1: man i just scored with a ms. u last night, she could not get enough.
guy 2: tell me about it, i was with the og ms. u a while back, and she was d-ck hungry.
make sh-t up. the us arcent intelligence directorate modus operandi for any thing that needs an answer. this method is officially approved by the us arcent chief of staff.
maj wilson: “what’s the enemy force disposition in the rich mountain province?”
spc cowan: “sir, the alovian army has approximately 14,000 mechanized infantry troops in defensive positions through out the region.”
maj wilson: “wtf? where did you get that number?”
spc cowan: “msu, sir.”
makin sh-t up! a liar, some one who for the joy of it tells out right blatant lies!
i call msu!!! your makin sh-t up!
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