Mt. Gitter’ Done


mt. gitter’ done is a real place. it is the highest point in travis county texas. you git there thuswise:
take tx-71 outta town (keepin right at the fork with 290 west outta town). when you git to the village of bee caves, slow down. they’re lookin for city slickers to f-ck over on drugs and alcohol drivings charges. plus, you miss the turn. go left. on hamilton pool road. for anti-tressp-ssin reasons, y’all can’t know whur to turn right. then you hike up ruski ravine and hike left up to polak’s throne. from there it’s easy. there’s a clearing in the woods at the very top of the hill. and that’s when you c-m on his\her face.
dude. i climbed mt. gitter’ done.
last night.

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