MTV Jersey Shore
yet another tv show / film that makes new jersey look bad. this time, mtv is the creator and seaside heights is the setting. instead of filming a show about people who are actually from the jersey sh-r-, they focus on the stereotypical fist-pumping, spikey-haired, roid-shooting, shirtless guidos who travel down from new york in the summer.
john from belmar, nj:
“mtv jersey sh-r- was on again last night. you see it?”
mike from long branch, nj:
“no… i can’t stand that f-ckin show.”
john:
“me neither.”
mike:
“yeah, f-ck that show. if we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk.”
john:
“now that would be a show worth watching…”
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