mtv sucks!


the golden chalice of truth that descends upon the millions of unsuspecting, young, insecure american individuals who are being bludgeoned by the credulous infection of bad, boring, baseless media, slipping into their brains like noxious slime, teaching them to consume, f-ck, and paint themselves like mannequins, and ultimately refusing them their manifestation of that that is truly youthful: rebellion.
mtv sucks! is the best antibiotic for our nation’s youth, mtv sucks! will expose you to the wonderful strands of music that exist outside of the public eye, mtv sucks! will dose you and make you question reality in the year 2007.

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