when you jack off and the s*m*n runs down your b*lls into your gooch/undercarriage area
dude, i jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole… it created quite the exhilarating muck trail
- jar of kraut
also a v*g*n*. another slang term for female anatomy. she was really into me. she told me to putt on a rubber and open her jar of kraut.
- tempted challenge
the difficult act of endeavoring to rhyme the word “tempted” as many times as you possibly can in a musical manor, such as singing or rapping. example of the tempted challenge: i have attempted to rhyme the word tempted as many times as possible without getting preempted backfire exempted back home is kempt-ed my rhymes […]
a weak *ss pimp going nowhere in life.. should be named toyota. have you seen that sorry *ss pimp mazaradi.
mackia is a stunning woman. she is strong, kind, and amazing. ones with brunette hair are the best. big beautiful hazel eyes and that breath taking smile. hard working women and soft heart’s. mackia’s are rare to come by. they will steal your heart in less than a second. but they will take care of […]