muckfast


muckfast is the drink of champions. a terrifying c-cktail of buckfgast and magners, it is not for the faint hearted. the glorious appley goodness of magners lets the caffinated death juice of buckfast go down a little easier, so one finds oneself totally blocked. very quickly. but blocked with the capabilities to keep going all night. great.

the best thing about this drink is that the measurements, unlike any other c-cktail in the world, do not matter. just chuck it in and throw it down….your neck. brilliant.
“here, lets steal his magners and her bucky and fire up some muckfast”

“you guys can drink koppaberg, but if i’m gonna get through tonight, i’m going to need some muckfast”

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