Mud Gutter
a p–p smeared -ss crack. usually the result of improper wiping or cleaning. may also be the result of a shart or fart in which you get more than you bargained for.
i started to go down on my girl last night until i discovered she had a nasty mud gutter. then i got the h-ll out of there.
or
man, i shouldn’t have pushed so hard with that last fart. now i got a mud gutter!
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