Mud Knuckle
after taking a p–p the average human, chooses to wipe the -n-s to remove any left over excrement. when in the wiping process if on discovers that fecal matter is left on a finger, he/she has been mud knuckled.
i had some taco bell yest-rday, ive been cr-pping all day, sloppy ones too, i even got mud knuckle it was so bad.
a mudknuckle is when you take a sh-t, smear your knuckles in it an then punch someone in the face.
mudknuckles can be also delivered using other people’s sh-t, dog sh-t, cat sh-t and/or tiger sh-t. basically you can use any p–p available.
variations:
a hairy mudknuckle is when you dip your sh-t covered knuckles in pubic shavings before punching someone in the face.
a mudknuckle favor is when you smear your knuckles in sh-t and then pee on your knuckles to rinse some of the p–p of before punching someone in the face.
person a: i just got in a fight and now i have sh-t on my face. what the h-ll happened?
person b: d-mn b… you just got mudknuckled
the -n-s
your mud knuckle smells.
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