mud monkey
from south park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.
how would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom’s face.
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black person with a sprinkling of white in them. kkk slang for n-gg-r. octaroon or quadroon.
big jimmy: hey, cletus, is you voten fer a republican next election?
cletus: i reckon if we want that supreme mud monkey, obama, put back in his cage where he belongs, then voting republican is my best bet, ain’t it. rather be voteing fer dirk heintz of the const-tutional party, though.
feces. made famous by a hilarious episode of south park where (spoiler!) stan makes a dookie in the school’s urinal and is punished for it
he dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.
a t-rd
i have to go leave a nice mud monkey in the toilet
urinal terd; terd that is pinched off somewhere other that a toilet
there is a mudmonkey in the men’s room propped up against the back of the urinal like a brown ragdoll.
from the television show supernatural.
a rude name for humans coined by the angel uriel.
“we’re wasting time with these mud monkeys.”
the smallest version of a p–p gingerly pinched off between the -ss cheeks
d-mnit! you don’t pinch off a mud monkey in the urinal.
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