Mud Pretzel
my god, i cannot believe this has not been defined yet.
the effect of too much -n-l and not enough v-g-n-l. the p-n-s will warp upwards, downwards, to the right, or to the left, or any variation of these. many male p-rnstars who specialize in the b-tt experience this later in their career
p-rn executive: i’d sign you, but i’m afraid you have a mud pretzel.
p-rn star: a mud pretzel; what’s that?
p-rn executive: beats me, it hasn’t been defined yet.
the act of shaping one’s fecal matter into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other’s -n-l area.
fofifi loved it when frank made a mud pretzel for her.
a p-n-s covered with fecal after having -n-l s-x
d-mn, the other day i got a mud pretzel after having -n-l s-x
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