Mud Rudder


similar to motor-boating, mud ruddering involves grasping each side of the b-ttocks, gently spreading the cheeks and placing one’s face on the p–p shoot; then shaking the head back and forth as if saying “no” while proceeding to make a motorboat sound. essentially, the b-ttock cleavage equivalent to motorboating. unlike motorboating, mud ruddering makes no s-x distinction, as you can mud rudder anyone who has b-ttocks.
johnny saw that sally’s br–sts were quite small, so he decided to mud rudder the h-ll out of her.

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